A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 HJ: $10.00 Checking his...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit...