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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the...
A man is talking to his friend and he says: “I’m about to go on vacation, and I don’t know what to do.” His buddy asks:...
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this...
Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed...
A Scottish doubter was spending a quiet day fishing in the lake when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy...
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, in front...
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,...
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the...
Two men are standing on a golf course. The first one steps up, tees his first ball, and positions himself for a swing. The man lifts...
A middle aged woman sought help from her doctor. “All my husband does is complain that I never want to have lovemaking with him,” she said....
A traveling salesman goes to a farm house. The farmer goes, I could put you up for one night, but you’ll have to stay in the...
Two women were playing golf. On the third hole there was a 4 men in front of them but about 175 yards down the fairway. The...
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. ‘Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider...
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, ‘Hello.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, please.’ ‘Speaking.’ ‘Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When...
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually eat...
