The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out having coffee with a friend....
A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark undressed woman jumped out from behind a bush, opened...
A old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning,”...
A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “That new upper plate I put...
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his expensive wool vest and said, “Well, son, it...
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and...
A woman goes to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic’s eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
Two long time golfing buddies got to the course one day and decided that this day they would play the ball where it lies “No matter...
A woman called a local hospital. “Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information about patients? I’d like to find out if a...
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
Two guys were sitting outside a medical clinic. One of them was crying, tears were pouring down his face. The other guy asked, “Why are you...
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “the stork brought...
A boy is buying a pack of rubber pack for the first time. He sees the price is $10 but when he goes to pay it...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...