A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist. “So who did you see before coming to me?” asked the doctor. “My...
An old man and an old woman are together every night. They aren’t married, but for years and years they have spent every night together. All...
A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to...
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away suddenly...
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant, and while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby all alone....
Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, “I was cleaning the Father’s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch...
A man was walking down the beach when he noticed a cave. He walked in and looked around only to discover a magic lamp buried in...
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary. Afraid of make love harassment issues he held himself off for a week, but finally overcome with...
A guy meets a girl out at a night club and she invites him back to her place for the night, her parents are out of...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is....
A young boy walks into a barber shop, and the barber leans in and says to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world....
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around the class, she saw there...
This guy walks into a bank and says to the teller at the window, “I want to open a freaking’ checking account.” To which the lady...
An old man is sitting on his porch when he sees a young boy walking down the street dragging something behind him. He calls out to...
A woman went to see her psychiatrist. “I’m really concerned,” she said. “The other day I found my daughter and the little boy next door together,...
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were...