A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve...
Once upon a time, a man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, knowing...
A guy fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was...
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several months. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that...
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of...
A schoolgirl approaches her mother and announces, “Mommy, I know where babies come from!” “And where is that?” her mother asks. “Well, Mommy and Daddy take...
Two fishermen, Paul and Jim, decided to rent a boat on a lake for their favorite sport. After fishing for 4 hours at various places around...
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story...
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever...