A tourist in Mexico goes into a bar to get wasted It’s his last week on vacation and one of the things on his bucket list...
Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary. One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They...
Jonesey bought a donkey from Brathwaite, an old farming partner for $300 Brathwaite agreed to deliver the donkey the following day. One day later Brathwaite drove...
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the...
An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to...
Two young nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you grandpa?” he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food...
A Police Officer was waiting along the side of a highway waiting to catch speeding drivers. There weren’t as many violators this day as usual. The...
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.” The priest...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
The worried housewife sprang to the telephone when it rang and listened with relief to the kindly voice in her ear. “How are you, darling?” it...
After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed...
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: . Tender one . Amazing one . Lady of my dreams She called the Tender One...
Wife: Doing her makeup early morning straight out from Bed Husband: Are you crazy Wife: Just shut up, I need to unlock my phone. Its on...
A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee… On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone: “Get me...
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha has long ago given up trying to get him...