A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
A plane crashes, and 3 men end up on an island that is home to a cannibal tribe The chief of the tribes says this “each...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that...
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a...
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their...
An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to...
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like one of your special full English breakfasts”. “No problem.” Comes the greasy...
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard. “I do like your beard, John, but I...
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and done the damages with ...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The...
A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. “Look at this”, demands the wife, “£30 on Beer”. Husband...
A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat. The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws...
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini...