A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughter’s bedroom. When she opened the door she found her...
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s parents for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding. Man: No, I wasn’t....
Three ladies walked into a bar. One brunette, one redhead, and one blonde. They went to the tender and he said:” there’s a magic mirror in...
A young boy was teaching mathematics to a young girl saying that this was his good deed. He kissed her; he then kissed her again; he...
A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on lovemaking. When he got home, he couldn’t tell his wife that he had spoken about lovemaking,...
A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon. The bartender says “Having a tough day, huh?” The guy says...
Husband was sipping his whisky, while sitting in the balcony with wife and he says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could...
A restaurant manager is closing up for the night when he notices a man, disheveled and looking rather worse for wear, standing outside, tapping on the...
Judge: Why do you want divorce? Petitioner: My wife asks me to peel off garlic, cut onions, wash utensils. Judge: What’s the problem in this? Just...
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a cocktail after work one night, when the bar door opened and the most gorgeous hunk of a...
A married man was visiting his “girlfriend”, When she requested that he shave his beard. “Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love...
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good...
A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. “No way! No...
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in bed with her boyfriend when,...
An elderly man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure...