An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
An engineer was crossing a road one day, when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful...
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to the desk and says “buk”. So the librarian gives the chicken a book. The chicken walks outside...
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious...
A lady approaches a priest and shyly tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots but, they only know how...
A man wearing a ten-gallon hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she...
This morning at about 7:45 I was in a long line at a grocery store that opens at 8:00 for senior citizens only. A young man...
A man walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink He puts a frog on the table in front of him. A woman at...
One weekend, a husband is in the bathroom shaving when the local kid, Bubba, who he hired to mow his lawn, comes in to pee. The...
Two parents making love on bed. Their 7 years old son was in the room, so they tell him to go on the balcony to play...