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A Prisoner is digging a tunnel out of prison He is slowly making progress day by day, but with just a spoon for a shovel it...
3 dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened....
A 95-Year-old woman goes to the Doctor… She tells him that she’s lived a long life and that she wants to end it now on her...
A man owned a small ranch in Montana… One day the labor department got a tip he wasn’t paying proper wages to his employees so they...
3 thieves rob a bank. They run and try to hide in a farm. The cops follow them into the farm so they hide inside boxes....
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a monkey. The shop owner points to 3 identical looking monkeys on a perch and says the...
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but...
A man’s turn came after waiting in line watching St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Bad guys were going to hell and good guys were heading...
A man is admitted to the hospital with chest pain. The cardiologist orders a battery of test over the course of a week. While studding the...
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting he called down to the...
When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune,… when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our...
A guy walks into a bar with a 12-inch man sitting on his shoulder he orders a drink the little man runs down his arm and...
A math teacher asks Johnny Math Teacher: Johnny, Tell me, If you have 12 chocolates and,… You give 5 to Sophia, 3 to Emma and, 4...
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge...
A man is walking on a beach when he finds a dull old middle eastern lamp When he rubs the lamp a genie appears. Genie: I...
