A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. “Look at this”, demands the wife, “£30 on Beer”. Husband...
A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat. The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws...
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini...
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers...
A mother had 3 maiden daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their married...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what...
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The barkeep comes over to them and asks, “What can I serve you gentlemen?”...
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night...
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 HJ: $10.00 Checking his...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my...