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A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...
A boy tells a girl I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok climbs the flagpole Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, “I saw you in your office with...
James is alone in the bedroom when his beautiful wife opens the door and walks in. “James,” she whispers, “Take off my shirt.” “James,” she whispers,...
One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying undressed on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I...
An elderly, faithful man died and went to heaven. When he arrived, God said, “Welcome John! You’re wife has been waiting for you!” Bursting in tears...
Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were together. They made a decision, one day to make it,.. “yesterday...
An elderly man gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time,… And told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening...
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their peek together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is...
An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was falling a sleep, but the wife felt romantic and wanted to talk. She said,...
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone. After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and...
A man and a woman are having dinner in a restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away, spots that the...
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says “oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?”...
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later...
A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV. The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her...
My general was making so damn angry by giving me extra work. So i started thinking of a way to get back at him. So i...
