A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are...
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,...
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before...
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50, Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 HJ: $10.00 Checking his...
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit...