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An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to...
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like one of your special full English breakfasts”. “No problem.” Comes the greasy...
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard. “I do like your beard, John, but I...
A farmer goes out and buys a new, young rooster. As soon as he brings him home, the young rooster rushes and done the damages with ...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The...
A couple realise they are spending too much and decide to go through the bills together. “Look at this”, demands the wife, “£30 on Beer”. Husband...
A Cuban, a Japaneze guy, an American and a Mexican are in a boat. The Cuban pulls out a box of cigars, takes one and throws...
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini...
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife what is the problem. She responds, “My husband suffers...
A mother had 3 maiden daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their married...
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what...
Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The barkeep comes over to them and asks, “What can I serve you gentlemen?”...
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night...
