A farmer got in his truck and drove to a neighbouring farm and knocked at the farmhouse door. A young boy, about nine, opened the door....
This guy is dining alone in a fancy restaurant and there’s a beautiful redhead sitting at the next table… He’s been sneakily checking her out ever...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks. This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit...
The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk...
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and...
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this...
A drunk blonde woman was sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” The barman mixes her drink...
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long,...
John bought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed...
A husband says to his wife, “I bet you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time.” The...
One day, a man decides he wants to host a costume party. He decides that he wants an emotion-themed party, so he sends out all his...
A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, the woman doesn’t...
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she...
A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want,...
Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of...