Wife left a note on the fridge it says “I have made all attempts. It’s not working, I can’t take it anymore. I am going to...
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything,...
A student comes late to school. His teacher asked him “Why were you late to school?” Student: “My mom and dad were fighting.” Teacher: “What does...
Mbeki was a boy who live in a small village on the edge of the great Serengeti plain of Africa. Mbeki would spend days watching the...
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the...
A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed making love more. The man...
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,.. Are chatting over lunch and the conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to...
The teacher asks, “Flora, what part of the human body increases ten times when excited?” Flora blushes and says, “That’s disgusting, I won’t even answer that...
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: ‘Michael, if you were on a date...
The Maid asked for a pay raise. Madam was very upset about this and asked: “Now Maria, why do you want an increase?” Maria: “Well Madam,...
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
A couple went to a physio therapists office at Hospital. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us...
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed,.. His grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing...
A man goes to the store to get a hot water bottle. The clerk tells him he has just sold his last one. But if he...
Two female co-workers are chatting it up, and they are discussing the boyfriends they’ve had in the last year. One girl says “The last 3 boyfriends...
A 70 Years old man asked his wife “Do you feel sad when you see me running after the young girls?” Wife replied: No not at...