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A man’s turn came after waiting in line watching St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Bad guys were going to hell and good guys were heading...
A man is admitted to the hospital with chest pain. The cardiologist orders a battery of test over the course of a week. While studding the...
A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day’s meeting he called down to the...
When Fred found out he was going to inherit a fortune,… when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
A soldier stationed in Afghanistan recently received a letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our...
A guy walks into a bar with a 12-inch man sitting on his shoulder he orders a drink the little man runs down his arm and...
A math teacher asks Johnny Math Teacher: Johnny, Tell me, If you have 12 chocolates and,… You give 5 to Sophia, 3 to Emma and, 4...
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge...
A man is walking on a beach when he finds a dull old middle eastern lamp When he rubs the lamp a genie appears. Genie: I...
A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy...
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, “How was the...
A plane crashes, and 3 men end up on an island that is home to a cannibal tribe The chief of the tribes says this “each...
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, slams a book down and screams at the librarian, “This is the worst book...
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that...
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a...
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only”. Since they are without their...
