One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying undressed on the grass.
I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager.
“Do you know there are six ladies laying undressed on your front lawn?”
“Yes,” he said. “They are retired call girls and they’re having a yard sale!