Two girls and a boy are playing doctors

Two girls and a boy are playing doctors and nurses behind the shed one day.

The little boy suddenly drops his pants and shows them his weapon.

One girl screams and runs away, the other rolls her eyes and proudly scoffs, “Pfft, that’s nothing.

My daddy’s got two of those.”

“What?!” says the boy, “Two?!”

“Yeah two,” replies the girl, “One for going pee pee and another for cleaning the nanny’s teeth.”