Two 90-year-old had been dating for a while

Two 90-year-old had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, “Well, tonight’s the night we have make love!”

And so they did.

As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself: My God, if I knew she was a pure, I would have been much more gentle with her!

And the woman was thinking to herself: My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my underwear hose!