This priest decided to skip church

This priest decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf

He told his assistant that he wasn’t feeling well.

He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole.

A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said “What’d you do that for?”

God smiled and said, “Who’s he going to tell?”