Jokes
The first nun goes into the confessional
Four nuns are standing in line for confession.
The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched a mans private parts.
The priest asks, “What part of your body did you use?”
The nun replies, “My right hand.”
The priest tells her to dip her right hand in holy water say 10 hail Mary’s and all will be forgiven.
The second nun goes into the confessional and says, “Bless me father for I have sinned I touched a mans private parts.”
The priest asks, “What part of your body did you use?”
The nun replies, “My left hand.”
The priest tells her to dip her left hand in the holy water say 10 hail Mary’s and all will be forgiven.
Well, this leaves the third and fourth nun standing in line.
The fourth nun taps the third nun on the shoulder and asks, “Would you mind if I went first?”
The third nun says, “Sure I don’t care, but would mind telling me why?”
The fourth nun replies, “Well, I would like to drink the water before you have to sit in it!”
