Jokes
The children were lined up in the cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples..
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: ‘Take only ONE . God is watching.’
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples’.