Nuns at the gates of heaven

Nuns arrived at the gates of heaven.

St. Peter makes the inspection.

The first one says: “I have to confess, I held mans weapon in one hand.”

St. Peter says: “You see the bowl of holy water, wash your hand and go in.”

The second says: “I have to confess, I held mans weapon in both hands.”

St. Peter: “Wash both your hands and go in.”

Suddenly the other two start fighting, something terrible.

St.Peter goes there, pulls them apart, asks “What’s going on?”

One of them shouts, “I want to gargle, before she washes her bum in there.”