Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor

Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor.

When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge.

He said: “Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table.”

She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her “private parts.”

After a couple of minutes he asked: “How does that feel?”

“Wonderful,” she replied, “But the discharge is from the ear.”