Little Johnny came home from school

Little Johnny came home from school and heard the word “b***tch.”

He asks his mom what the word meant and she responds,

“It means priest.” The next day little Johnny comes home and hears the word “shit” and asks his dad what it means.

His dad answers, “It means food on the table.”

At school, he hears the word “bang” and asks his mom what it means.

She responds, “It means getting ready.”

The next day a priest came over for dinner and little Johnny opened the door and says,

“Hey son of a b***tch. There’s shit on the table and my parents are upstairs bang!”