He went to the doctor

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.

He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted with a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.

The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said,

‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’

The gentleman replied,

‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet.. I just sit around and listen to the conversations.

I’ve changed my will three times!’