He walks straight up to the Madam

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a where house outside Atlanta.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,

“I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!”

The Madam is astonished.

“But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.”

The trucker replies, “Listen darling’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.”