He goes to his doctor for a complete checkup

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.

Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.

“I’m afraid I have some very bad news,” the doctor says: “You’re dying, and you don’t have much time left.”

“Oh, that’s terrible!” says the man: “How long have I got?”

“You have 10,” the doctor says sadly.

“What do you mean, 10?” the man asks: “10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!”

“Nine, eight….”