Annual Checkup

During his annual checkup, the 80-year-old man excitedly tells his doctor that he has impregnated his much younger wife.

Here’s how their conversation goes…

Asked by the doctor about how he is feeling, the elderly man said, “I’ve never been better!

I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”

The doctor considered the question for a minute and then began to tell a story.

“I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day he went out in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun.”

He continued: “So, he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!

He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?”

The old man replied: “No, what?”

The doctor continued, “The bear dropped dead in front of him.”

“That’s impossible!” exclaimed the old man. “Someone else must have shot the bear.”

The doctor replied, “My point exactly.”