Jokes
A rich man had depression
A rich man had depression so he went to the store and bought a toy to have fun.
When he came home his mother asked “are you happy?”
He responded “not really”
His mother told him “money can’t buy happiness” so he went to return it.
The very next day he went to the car dealership and bought a car to cheer himself up.
When he came home his mother asked “are you happy?”
He responded “not really”
His mother told him “money can’t buy happiness” so he went to sell it back.
The very next day he bought a house to try and cheer himself up.
When he came home his mother asked “are you happy?”
He responded “not really”
His mother told him “money can’t buy happiness” so he went to put it back on the market.
The very next day he came home and his mother asked “are you happy?”
He responded “yes”
“How come?” His mother asked
“I kidnapped a therapist
