Jokes A policeman stops a lady share it Share it Share it save it A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Related Topics: Up Next A little girl is sitting on her grandpa lap Don't Miss A blonde goes into a nearby store Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes1 day ago The defense lawyer asked Sam Jokes1 day ago A doctor told her patient that his test results Jokes1 day ago A married couple were asleep Jokes1 day ago A 92 year-old man went to the Doctor Jokes2 days ago Two blondes Carol and Patty Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone