Jokes A policeman stops a lady share share it share it save A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” Related Topics: Up Next A little girl is sitting on her grandpa lap Don't Miss A blonde goes into a nearby store Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes4 weeks ago This little old lady goes to the doctor Jokes4 weeks ago A crowded city at a busy bus stop Jokes4 weeks ago He finds his way to a bar stool Jokes4 weeks ago A little girl walks in on her parents Jokes4 weeks ago A blonde went to the doctor Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes3 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone