A man walking alone along a beach

There was a man walking alone along a beach.

He comes across a bottle with a cork in it.

The man picks up the bottle and pulls out the cork.

A loud roar follows and a genie appears.

The genie says to the man, “I’m a little tired today and I can only give you two wishes.”

The man says “That’s OK, two is enough.”

“First, I would like one-billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”

Poof The genie hands the man a paper and says “Here’s the number to your account.”

Next the man says, “Second, I would like to be irresistible to women.”

Poof the genie turned him into a box of chocolates.