Jokes
A little bird fell out of the nest
A little bird fell out of the nest and went to explore the surrounding world.
Soon he meets a large, hairy animal and asks:
“Hello, I’m a little bird. Who are you?”
Hello. I’m the Wolf-dog”
“A wolf-dog? That’s weird! How can you be a wolf-dog? You can either be a wolf or a dog!”
“You know, my mother is a dog, my father is a wolf, and here I am. A wolf-dog”
“Oooh, that’s great! I learned something today! Thank you!” and flies away
After a while, the little bird reaches the river and sees a fish going upstream.
“Hello fish, I’m a little bird. Who are you?”
“Oh, if you knew… I’m the Salmon Trout”
“A salmon trout? That’s impossible! There’s no such fish! You can either be a salmon or a trout!”
“You know, my mother is a trout, my father is a salmon, and here I am. The Salmon Trout”
“Oooh, that’s wonderful! I learned something today! Thank you!” and flies away After a little while, the little bird meets a tiny insect buzzing in front of its beak and asks:
“Hello tiny insect, I’m a little bird. Who are you?”
“Oh, if you knew… I’m the Tiger Mosquito”