Jokes A girl asks a boy share it Share it Share it save it A girl asks a boy, “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.” The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?” Boy nods, “Exactly.” Related Topics: Up Next A professor of chemistry wanted to teach Don't Miss She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes15 minutes ago A woman awakes during the night Jokes3 days ago Boris Johnson walks into a bank Jokes3 days ago A old lady went to the store Jokes5 days ago Two guys were playing a round of golf Jokes5 days ago A elderly lady calls her neighbor Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone