Jokes A girl asks a boy share it Share it Share it save it A girl asks a boy, “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how much I love you.” The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?” Boy nods, “Exactly.” Related Topics: Up Next A professor of chemistry wanted to teach Don't Miss She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes1 day ago The officer talks to the first woman Jokes1 day ago A man saw a lady with big melons Jokes2 days ago A guy and his wife are watching tv Jokes2 days ago A gynecologist notices that a new patient Jokes4 days ago A old couple is ready to go to sleep Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone