Jokes A Drunk Man Walks Into His House share it Share it Share it save it A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been bang’.” His wife says, “That’s a duck.” He quickly replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.” Related Topics: Up Next Wedding Anniversary Wishes Don't Miss She Can’t Hear Me Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes3 weeks ago A old couple were lying one night Jokes3 weeks ago A young man sees her and approaches Jokes3 weeks ago A elderly ladies were sitting in a park Jokes3 weeks ago A guy finds an old bottle and rubs Jokes3 weeks ago The Harvey comes home late at night Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone