Jokes A Drunk Man Walks Into His House share share it share it save A drunk man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, “This is the pig I’ve been bang’.” His wife says, “That’s a duck.” He quickly replies, “I wasn’t talking to you.” Related Topics: Up Next Wedding Anniversary Wishes Don't Miss She Can’t Hear Me Advertisement You may like Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes3 weeks ago This little old lady goes to the doctor Jokes3 weeks ago A crowded city at a busy bus stop Jokes3 weeks ago He finds his way to a bar stool Jokes3 weeks ago A little girl walks in on her parents Jokes3 weeks ago A blonde went to the doctor Jokes3 years ago Clever Girl Jokes4 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes4 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes3 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone