Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven

Jane and Erica are Talking in Heaven How did you die?”

Jane asks Erica.

She replies, “I froze to death.”

“Oh, that’s terrible!” says Jane.

“It wasn’t too bad, after a while you start to get a sort of peaceful feeling,

just before you black out.

How did you die “Well,” she says, “I suspected my husband was cheating so one day I came home early to catch him, but he was just watching TV.

So I turned the entire house upside-down looking for another girl, and in the end I got a massive heart attack from exhaustion.”

“Too bad you didnt look in the freezer,” said Erica, “Or we might both still be alive.