Jokes
I was a very happy man
I was a very happy man and was about to get married.
There was just one thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia.
My prospective sister in law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was nothing under top.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me.
I always got a nice view. It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.
One day, she called me and asked to come over. ‘To check the wedding invitations’ she said.
She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me.
She couldn’t overcome them anymore.
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married. She said, ‘Before you are committed to my sister’.
Well I was in total shock, and I couldn’t mutter a word.
She continued, “I’m going up to my bedroom, if you want one last wild fling, just come up and have me”.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door.
As I’m walking to my car to get a pack of protection, my entire future family was standing outside clapping!
With tears in his eyes my father-in-law hugged me and said that I had passed the test and that he couldn’t ask for a better man for his daughter.