Guy decides to go to a swanky

Guy decides to go to a swanky new nightclub.

He gets to the door and the bouncer stops him.

“You have to have a tie to get in”.

Guy goes back to his car to see if he has a tie laying around.

No dice. So he takes his jumper cables and ties them around his neck.

Goes back to the door, bouncer looks him over, says “ok, you can go in just don’t start anything “