A boy was cycling with a basket of eggs on it. He hit a stone and fell down along with the cycle. The eggs also fell...
A man is driving home one night while very aroused. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, he thinks to himself, “Pumpkins are soft and squishy...
Early one morning, my husband, who works in a funeral home, woke me, complaining of severe abdominal pains. We rushed to the emergency room, where they...
A man gets on a bus and sits next to a lady with a child .. The mother is trying to get her fussy son to...
Bloke is in bed with his wife having sweet time when there’s a knock at the front door It’s 2 a.m and bloke isn’t impressed but...
A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening Suddenly the Devil himself pops up in front of him and whispers, “Take all the money...
A girl goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes off her corset, the doctor notices a red ‘H’ on her chest. “How...
A woman was with her boyfriend in her bedroom when she heard her husband coming up the front door. In a panic she told her boyfriend...
A lady had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said...
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia. The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes...