The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and...
Mrs Murphy and Mrs. Cohen had been longtime close friends. But being old-fashioned, each went to a retirement home of her own respective religion. It was...
A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of...
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting...
A chemistry professor wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of alcohol, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water,...
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and...
An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she’d...
The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, “I left...
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came...
Bill wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of...