A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father...
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. “Once upon a time there was a white bunny…” “Jeez..dad it’s boring,what about science fiction?” “Ok, Ok”...
A husband and wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a...
The librarian handed the chicken a book and the bird left. Ten minutes later, the chicken returned, tossed the book on the desk and said: ‘book,...
One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many...
Jerry was at a marriage seminar, and the leader of the seminar, a lady, was asking everybody how long they were married for. When it was...
A lawyer named “Strange” was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stone cutter asked him what inscription he would like on...
The Funny Old Forgetful Couple Go To A Doctor noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they decided to go to the doctor....
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated...
While he is slowly moving through the empty and dark house, he hears a strange voice voice coming from the darkness beyond, that said: “Jesus is...