A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
Judge: “You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you’ll have to give us a good reason.” Man:...
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the...
Two 95 year old men, Jack and Sam, are huge baseball fans. One day, Jack falls seriously ill, and doesn’t have long to live. Sam visits...
A third grade teacher asked her students to, one by one, stand in front of the class and tell what their Daddy’s do. Little Mary went...
A man returns home early from work one afternoon to find his wife spread out on the bed, puffing and panting. “What are you doing?” the...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s keys in the door. “Stay where you are”, she said. “He would be...