A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher, a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from New York to Los Angeles. The weather was too bad in New York to allow his...
Walking down the street, a man hears a voice: “Stop! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down and kill you.” The man...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a...
The Lion had been badly hurt by the horns of a Goat, which he was eating. He was very angry to think that any animal that...
An American and a Nigerian are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The American is thinking that Nigerians are so that he can...
A joke I made on the spot to my piano teacher. Me: Hey, so by the way, I’m not going to be able to come to...