I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible. I...
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past. “C’mon, tell me,” she asked for the thousandth time, “how many...
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day. One morning, he looks into the...
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble...
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. “Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an...
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
A groom and his bride are standing at the alter when the woman looks at her prospective husband and sees he has a set of golf...
A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey...
A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife, so he went to see a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his...
It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When...