A sailor brings his boat up to a restaurant dock to eat lunch. The dock hand says, “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you dine...
A guy comes home from work and he is quite upset. His wife looks worried and asks him what’s wrong. He shakes his head and refuses...
She married him because he was such a “strong man.” She divorced him because he was such a “dominating male.” He married her because she was...
Einstein says, “Let’s play a game I will ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you will pay me only $5; but...
A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man’s car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt....
There was this blonde city girl who was out driving and found herself in a rural area. She noted a farm animal standing next to a...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
Three nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” Intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. “i found...
A donkey was tied to a tree. A demon came and released it. The donkey entered the field of a farmer and began to eat everything....
A man went to his father and said: ‘Father, I can’t take it anymore, my wife is driving me insane! I want to kill her, but...