There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out...
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest...
A couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my...
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar...
So, today I went over to the local Gun shop to get a Colt 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for...
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary. Knowing his wife loved antiques, he bought a beautiful old corset...
A man goes to the doctor and complains that his wife cant hear him. How bad is it? the doctor asks. I have no idea, the...
A man walks in his room after work and is surprised to find his wife lying undressed on the bed. After careful examination he spies a...