A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...
A woman is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and...
A policeman sees a little girl riding her bike He says, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well,” says the policeman, “tell...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school He decided to come back to the small town because...
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I...
A nun is in charge of painting the walls of a newly built classroom for Sunday School. Not wanting to get paint on her habit, she...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
At school one morning, the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, “Well, on my way to school I come cross...
Judge: “You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you’ll have to give us a good reason.” Man:...
A wife woke up in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the...