A farmer comes home to find his sheepdog waiting for him. The sheepdog says: “I herded the sheep into the barn, just like you asked!” “You...
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said...
A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch. Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured...
A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife’s hand in his and said; “Beth, soon we will...
A woman is at the funeral of her husband, everyone is going up to say kind words about him, when one man turns around to the...
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the backyard. Then...
She began to play. Then a drunk arrived, then another old lady and they began to sing along with her. In a short time a small...
Grandpa was driving with his 9 year old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said,...
Little Johnny, Billy, and Tommy were walking home from school one warm spring day. As they were cutting through the alleys and backyards, They happened to...
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell. Wife: where have you been till this late, I am not going to...