A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is worried. She asks,...
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither one could hardly see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to...
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mabel, did you know you’ve...
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it....
My girlfriend was slightly overweight. So, our Doctor put her on a diet. He said to her that she had to eat regularly for 2 days,...
A plane crashes The only survivor is a flight attendant. She finds herself on a deserted island and after a while gets really hot so she...
A young lady came home from a date rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so...
An Irish painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame...
After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in good health do you have any medical concerns you would like...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...