A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and...
The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me and my cousin were alone in the house,” she continued, “and went up to my...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a...
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have lovemaking and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve...
Mr. Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.”...
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came...