Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off...
A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a...
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions. “Davy, what noise...
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over...
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one...
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends. Brunette: “Last night I had three peak in a row!” Blonde: “That’s nothing; last night I had...
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up...
An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls...
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present...
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...