Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite....
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing...
The telephone rang at little Johnny’s house. Little Johnny answers the phone and whispers ”Hello”. The man on the other end of the line says “Hello,...
Little Johnny: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl. Father: That’s great son. Who is she? Son: It’s Sandra, the neighbour’s...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?”...
An old man feels like a horse! So he is talking with his grandson. Old Man: I’m telling you boy, since I take these vitamins, I...