Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to donate. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier? Wife:...
A wife says, “Hey! Look at that funny guy who’s been drinking a lot.” The husband responds, “Who is he?” The wife answers, “Well, five years...
An elderly woman went to her doctor, complaining about not being able to hear out of one ear. The doctor then took his penlight, looked in...
Two elderly couples were having dinner. When one of the men says to the other man of the group, “Hey Stan, tell us about the college...
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar...
Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where the conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but...
An old man of about 70 years age went to the Bank to give his life certificate. The young cute lady was very nice and polite....
Two men at a bus stop started a conversation. One of them keeps complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man says, “You think you have...
Wife: I heard you have a new secretary today? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she smart? Husband: yes. Wife: Is she pretty? Husband: yes. Wife: How did...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organising his golfing equipment. His wife was standing...