An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly...
An elderly couple visits a doctor. The doctor says to the old man, “I’ll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample.” The...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired....
A woman saw an ad in the local newspaper which read: “Purebred Police Dog $25.” Thinking that it to be a great bargain, she called and...
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud knocking on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Johnny, want to play Mummies...
An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat. The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the...
A grandfather is hanging out with his grandson. He says to his grandson, “Hey Johnny, please fetch me the cup of medicine and the cup of...
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three...
A university student wanted to sit next to one of his teachers at lunch. However, the teacher looked at the student with an arrogant face and...