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Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: “Mick! I lost me finger!” “Have you now?” says Mick....
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a bl**job!” “You know...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor informs her that...
A guy approaches a call girl on the street and asks her, “How much?” She replies, “$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking up, he sees that the ladder disappears into the clouds. Curious, he...
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and...