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A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don’t...
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear no car was to enter unless it had a special sticker...
There was the elderly man of 80 years who told his doctor that he was about to marry a 20-year-old. The doctor said, “That’s great”, but...
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter paradise and...
There is this taxi driver in New York City, and it is nearing the end of his shift but he decides that he will pick up...
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his...
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He...
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he’s a little too well-endowed. In fact, it’s 25 inches long and he can’t get any women to...
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s...
A group of girls walks into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them....